Pigment ninja

[Dave Paprocki]

One who is extremely well at selling drugs, not going to school, blaming white people for their problems, and spending welfare checks [on grape] drank.
Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:
The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.
The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.
[The dreaming] Ninja:
Martin Luther King
The Glove just doesnt fit Ninja
OJ Simpson, also known as the I didnt do it Ninja.
The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.
The Muffin [Top Ninja]:
The female [pigment ninja], these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling [boner material].
The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of [Pigment Ninja], These ninjas are thought to be part of the Colonels army.
The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.
There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common