Cicada

[Sarah]

Any species of the genus Cicada. They are large hemipterousinsects, with nearly transparent wings. The male makes a shrill soundby pecular organs in the under side of the abdomen, consisting of apair of stretched membranes, acted upon by powerful muscles. A notedAmerican species (C. septendecim) is called the seventeen yearlocust. Another common species is the dogday cicada.

[Sarah]

Cicada is a multi-powder, ground from the finest Milo beans from the forests of Bangalore. It is available in all good Supermarkets, Service Stations and Coffee making facilities.

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Cicada, due to it's immense popularity has become a cheap addiction of many members of society, with the Cicada Research Development Team (CRDT)TM attempting to increase it's addictive properties but up to 66% in the near future.

Deemed by some as a 'miracle drug', Cicada can:

• increases shoe size for men, and decreases it for women
• attack cellulite
• assists you with getting an erection (males mainly), whilst being a cheaper alternative to viagra
• improves dexterity for quicker sms replies
• reduce Telstra txts to half a cent
• can assist with poker skills, fraud and using clown suits
• reduces heartburn whilst increasing ur attractiveness by 46%
• pumps enough blood to both your head and your penis (males mainly)
• increases ur pickup lines success rate by 134%
• gets red wine out of white shirts, or lipstick
• answers the door to annoying Jehovah’s witnesses for you!
• be used as an alternative for petrol

With the assistance of fair trade policies, globalisation and panda bears, Cicada is looking to expand it's operations worldwide within the next 8 to 12 days

[Sarah]

An insect who comes out once every 17 years to get some poon-tang. Loud and ugly. Dies shortly after gettin' some.

[Sarah]

The insect that can produce the worst sound ever. They are however, notorious for being poor flyers.

[Sarah]

a delicious delicacy often violently wasted and killed by rude people, when they could feed the hungry.

very good in brownies

[Sarah]

Male member of intellectualwhores forums who lost his [virginity] to a [stripper] when he got way too [drunk]. CLAIMS he doesn't remember. Note that he also lost a ,200 lighter (probably at the [club]), and had the indecency to tell the [bouncer] that it was 'worth more than his monthly salary'. It is unexpected that he will ever see that lighter again, but since he is a rich person, he'll just waste money on another. No big deal.

[Sarah]

an internet message boards legend.

[Jason Yan]

A locust-type insect quite common in the southern United States. Some species do [hibernate] for seventeen years, but not all. They produce a very loud screeching sound somewhat similar to the sound of [crickets] but much more irritating. They typically are around all summer. They are terribly clumsy [fliers]; Ive had several fly into my head.

[Merna]

A large homopterous insect with long transparent wings, found chiefly in warm countries. The male cicada makes a loud, shrill droning noise by vibrating two membranes on its abdomen.

[Michiko]

[crickets] [that go] [eEEEeeeeEEE]