You stubbed your toe. Its now broken.

You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see [lame]

You tripped up the stairs!

You burnt your wrist pulling pizzas out of a oven.

Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO

loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a [broken] foot and leg. or
Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.

Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into [non~conversion] and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).

Body parts dis located in an [explosion] of war.

Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90 on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.

Being dropped in a vat of [visceral] material for more than 10 sec.