Comes from the [Estonian] slang term Klaaser.
Glassers are 10-15 year old cocky punks, that try to look cool and think they can kick anyones ass, but in reality theyre harmless, unless they walk in large groups, which they usually do. a female [glasser] usually wears heavy make-up and a male glasser wears a cap with a hood and sweatpants.
The glasser, one of the smallest subspecies of the Common Punk, is a fascinating species - not because they prefer moving in groups or because they like to dull their prepubescent brains and lungs by consuming large amounts of alcohol an cigarettes to make them even dumber than they were before, but rather because at some point, their evolution has [slowed down] drastically and eventually stopped, now ranking them way below the normal Homo Sapiens in terms of intelligence, and placing them somewhere near the brainpower of the Common [Chimpanzee]. Even though their actual IQ has never been measured, it is estimated to be around 20, but not higher than 30.
The habitat of the subspecies [Glasser] has fortunately not yet spread outside the small [Baltic] country of [Estonia].

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