Somebody who has broken English as mother tongue(tounge in Livewire lingo).

Somebody so cool he has a pregnant under-age [internet girlfriend], 3½ [PhDs](and counting). He can also travel to Greece(to meet his [e-gf]) in record time(and probably does not have to leave the room)..
Oh did I say that they used to be brother and sister before they eventually fell in love?

Livewire: we was just lying to ourselves