The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial [honeymoon period] of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of [the missionary] position comes with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and [motionless] is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward

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