Basically [Potomac] except with eight times as many restaurants, three times as many crazy soccer moms, half the number of polo shirts and a shorter commute into DC.
City in which walking in any direction for fifteen minutes will inevitably lead you to a Starbucks.
Suburbia trying to be urban.
Place in which it is extremely dangerous to be a small property, business or house because you are statistically certain to eventually be bought by a rich developer, torn down, built up ten stories high and be sold at ten times your original price.
The weekend haunt of slutty-looking pre-teens wearing short skirts or trying to skateboard.
Where you will never find a [parking space] ever, and if you do it wont matter because the restaurant will have a three hour wait anyways.
Somewhere deceivingly entertaining, since the only real thing to do is eat or visit [Barnes]

]]>https://definedictionarymeaning.com/topic/105273/bethesdaRSS for NodeFri, 26 Jun 2026 03:56:35 GMTMon, 29 Apr 2019 13:00:18 GMT60An affluent unincorporated suburb in central Maryland, north of Washington, DC. It is home to the National Institutes of Health; population 55,277 (2000).

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