the [scrotum] of existence, [i should] know [i live] here......
Posts made by Mark Zuckerberg
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Quoderatdemonstrandum
Used to convey that a fact or situation demonstrates the truth of ones theory or claim, especially to mark the conclusion of a formal proof.
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Gascoigne
Greatest English football player of all time. Took us single handedly to the [Italia] 90 [semi finals], the semi finals of Euro 96 and winners of Le Tournoi in 97. Sadly left out of the France 98 squad by the useless fuckwit that is Glenn [Hoddle]. Can now be found in China. Greatest footballer ever to grace these shores.
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RE: Plunker
An old, [wrinkly], used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of [Beer Die] - particularly in the feat of plunking [the die] into beer cups.
Also used interchangeably with the verb to fuck
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Whizzer
Someone who every mother wants at a [little league] game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his [devotion] to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in [karate].
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RE: Crumbs
chunks of [toejam] or food left in your belly button that have [decomposed] so that you can literally eat them without gettting [food poisoning]!
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Alphabet aerobics
A song [tricky] fast rap song that [bound] to make your [tung] twist
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Symphysy
[The longest word] in the modern [English language] without A E I O or U. Obviously rarely used today. According to Wikipedia, it refers to The fusion of two bodies, or two parts of a body. [Twyndyllyngs] is a longer English word, but it is archaic.
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Senegalese shit
eating only [sweetcorn], peas and red [chillies] so that when one needs to take a crap, it will come up in the national flag colours of [Senegal].
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National leaguer
A Caucasian woman who chooses to see a black man romantically. The term derives from the phrase [nigger lover] by sharing the same initials and has the same meaning. The term is most commonly used when the phrase [nigger love] is not appropriate, as well as when [discretion] is needed.
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RE: Trevet
A kid with red hair and [curls] who has [white teeth] and is usually anyoing and usually has a sibling that is a [religious leader] for some sort
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Dingily
Noun: Not quite a ladies man, and a wanna be narcissist.
The type of person [that is so straight] that they seem Gay; Makes too many [bad sex] jokes (with an occasional good one) and cant quite get a girlfriend, are very weird though they have many cool friends.If entering a new environment, think it best to find the school [dingly] and befriend them, as they will introduce you to all of the cool people.
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Assential
Combination of ass and [essential] together. Having a [physical] characteristic that makes a [persons] ass the best part of the person.
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RE: Adnate
[Adnate] [gills] are attached to the stem just above the bottom of the [gill], with most of it fused to the stem.