Toilet

[Couch Potatoe]

A covering of linen, silk, or tapestry, spread over a table
in a chamber or a dressing room.

[Marquetta]

An [outlet] you need to [bitch about] your mean bosses and office jerks or bitches on your cell phone to your spouse, lover, or friend, besides answering [natures call].

[Agnes]

A place to [sit] and think. Also [a good place] to [take a plop].

[Becky]

n. 1. The system of depositing ones feces invented by Mr. [Crapper] himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, [crapper], lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, [commode]

[Monty]

A fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer.

[Britney]

A seat-like [object] where you dis-charge [feces] from the [anus].

[Rihanna]

A Holy [shrine] that will take whatever you throw at it. A [golden seat] of [relief].

[Greta]

an incredibly [difficult] [target] to make when your [drunk]

[Tina]

Its a [sanctuary] where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even [upchuck]... [Human waste] goes here.

[Jessica]

A seat-shaped object leading to a pipe which, in turn, leads to the sewers. Used to dispose of bodily waste - though urine is often [disposed of] on the floor around the base of the toilet. A toilet is a source of much hilarity with schoolboys or those with similar ideas about humour (like me, for example). Also used in insults (eg: you smell like a public toilet). A toilet is a place the Queen never has to visit (through some miracle of biology, presumably). People who are sick in the toilet are said to be [talking down] [the big white] telephone. Although some toilets Ive seen are so filthy their original colour is long lost in the mists of time.

[PussyCat]

A very [scary] [place] where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can [read] newspapers.

[Sonia]

A bowl for [urinating] or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to [spunk] into and throw [tampons] into.

[Cami]

It [eats] your [poop].