Avocado


    Avocado


  • The pulpy fruit of Persea gratissima, a tree of tropicalAmerica. It is about the size and shape of a large pear; -- calledalso avocado pear, alligator pear, midshipman's butter.


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    Avocado


  • An indisputably awesome food that is versatile, healthy, and manly. Useful in salads, Mexican food, baked potatoes, sex, omelettes, and even popcorn. Also invaluable in a vegetarian/vegan diet. 95 percent of avocados grown in the US come from California.
    Should be considered the most MANLY FOOD EVER due to these facts:
    At one point, it was also known as the alligator pear. Your penis is already jealous.
    Its name is derived from the Aztec word for testicle.
    A small avocado provides one's body with more usable protein than a huge steak because the proteins in the steak are deranged and mostly unavailable to the liver.
    Women love it on their faces.
    NOTE: Despite the belief of some, the so-called popular


  • Avocado


  • Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the [gaydar] spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a [fruit] on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.


  • Avocado


  • The official food of Virginia Tech. Invent the future. When in doubt, show avocado footage.


  • Avocado


  • To go soft during sex


  • Avocado


  • A bad mood. Used by Person B to get around a Person A's defensive denials, when Person A doesn't want to admit to being in a bad mood.


  • Avocado


  • A person/group of people you want to avoid at all costs. Avocados are basically the people on your hitlist, normally accumulated over the course of four years at Mount St. Mary's University and eventually smashed into a delicious guacamole pulp.


  • Avocado


  • when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat
    or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food

    (its like going commando with vegetables
    instead of underwear.)


  • Avocado


  • The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.


  • Avocado


  • My boyfriend, also known as:
    3rd cousin twice removed from the duke of turkey


  • Avocado


    1. someone upon whom incredibly attractive physical characteristics have been bestowed

    2. a very tasty mild fruit with a faint buttery texture. The word avocado originates from the Aztec word for testicle, in reference to the shape of the fruit.


  • Avocado


  • Avocado is a delicious fruit, sometimes confused for a vegetable, but definitely a fruit. It comes with its own handy bio-degradable packaging, so no need to wrap it in plastic. Under no circumstances should it ever be cooked. This is a direct order from heaven. It is perfect as it is and cooking it is a literal sin and a crime against humanity. Enjoy uncooked, raw, cold, fresh from the tree or not warm.


 

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