• Sitting on the face of a man with a [mustache], and receiving [cunnalingus] from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
    Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just dont want to hear about it.


    Mustache ride meaning & definition 1 of Mustache ride.


  • When a woman rides your face with her vagina.

    Mustache ride meaning & definition 2 of Mustache ride.


  • When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.

    Mustache ride meaning & definition 3 of Mustache ride.


  • A guilty pleasure most women share.
    Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.
    Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.

    Mustache ride meaning & definition 4 of Mustache ride.


  • To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of ones lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.

    Mustache ride meaning & definition 5 of Mustache ride.


  • A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.

    Mustache ride meaning & definition 6 of Mustache ride.


  • Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.

    Mustache ride meaning & definition 7 of Mustache ride.


  • A Mustache ride is an experience one has when in attendence at a -The Mustache-(of wisconsin)- concert. This notion is manifested in the perpetual urging of all young ladies to be in a line when they lust for a Mustache ride.

    Mustache ride meaning & definition 8 of Mustache ride.

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