• A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the bodys skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.


    Morning wood meaning & definition 1 of Morning wood.


  • Your dicks way of saying Hey, youve ignored me for 8 hours, now im going to make you piss all over your feet

    Morning wood meaning & definition 2 of Morning wood.


  • the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

    Morning wood meaning & definition 3 of Morning wood.


  • When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down T position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called morning glory and pitching a tent. Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).

    Morning wood meaning & definition 4 of Morning wood.


  • an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

    Morning wood meaning & definition 5 of Morning wood.


  • When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

    Morning wood meaning & definition 6 of Morning wood.


  • when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.

    Morning wood meaning & definition 7 of Morning wood.


  • n. When a man wakes up with a [boner]. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
    2. Possibly derived from getting [Morning head] or both.

    Morning wood meaning & definition 8 of Morning wood.


  • Perhaps one of the greatest of Gods creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience.

    Morning wood meaning & definition 9 of Morning wood.

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