Blue balls

[Sarah]

the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. Its that simple to make the horrible pain go away.

[Sarah]

when polly wont finish off your cracker

[Sarah]

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.

[Sarah]

arousal of the penis without ejaculation, causing discomfort in the lower abdomen. Similar sensation to being kicked or hit in the tescticles.

[Sarah]

Blue balls happens when your with someone, kissing or something, and you are aroused for a long period of time, but you never ejaculate. Your balls may get bigger, or even shrink a little, and there is a slight bluish greyish color sometimes.
The pain is pretty bad. If you walk around, your balls and stomach hurts, but for a long time. It feels like you were kicked in the nuts, like when you get that stomach hurting feeling after being kicked there.
To cure: Have your partner finish you, or (God forbid), you gotta jack off. Without cumming, your balls can hurt for awhile. You gotta be careful not to go to fast because it hurts. IMPORTANT: This is kinda funny, but when you jack off after having blue balls, you will cum SO MUCH!! When I dont got blue balls, I cum like one solid piece, but with bllue balls I shot out like (No kidding), 5 good, solid shots. Be ready. Kinda like a cheap porno.

[Sarah]

When youre close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taint

[Sarah]

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.

[Sarah]

Extreme seminal back-up caused by coming close to getting pussy and not getting it or not getting any for a long period of time. Aslo caused by long periods of semi-sexual activity and not getting any. ex: Dry humping, hand/blow jobs and not cumming.

[Jessica]

When the testicles turn blue from not ejaculating when you should.
When I was 14, I was hanging out in my bedroom. I wanted to jerk off so I searched up some porn and started wanking. But then my mom walked in and I was about to cum. I told her that my brother wanted to say something to her (distraction method) and she left. I checked and I had gotten [the Blue Screen of Death]. I tried restarting the laptop but it didn’t turn on. Then I got the worst case of blue balls ever.
It felt so brutal. I held my balls in pain but it was like they were replaced by sad [blue bags] of disappointment. It felt like someone cut my dick with a razor blade. I tried wanking again but it was too flaccid, and I was out of lube anyway. I tried to stand up but it hurt to. I [shuffled] my way to my friend’s house to wank off at since they also had a computer.

[Monty]

Like being [left on read]. But with [your dick].

[Magaret]

Something a guy will tell a girl to get her to [sleep with] him. (She usually [laughs] and thinks its funny. It works better than getting [angry].)

[Sarah]

When a woman teases [your cock] to the point of no [return] then [backs] off..

[Dave Paprocki]

This is an uncomfortable situation that describes the achy feeling in the balls after an erection that has lasted several hours longer than anticipated. Playing with [big tits] and making out can cause this in teenagers. Can only be [relieved] by masturbating [as soon as possible].