Masticate

[Sarah]

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to [word]Masturbate[/word] (good for puns)

[Becky]

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.
It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teachers mind by using it in a piece of writing.

[Little_Girl]

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
Date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : CHEW

• mas·ti·ca·tion /mas-t

[Little_Girl]

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word masturbate is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

[Justin Bieber]

from the latin verb masticare; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

[Jessica]

uh yeah, it means chew. that is the literal definition. this isnt a slang word, you morons.

[Donald Trump]

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

[Monty]

Chew (food)

[Guest]

to wank

[Monty]

to chew (= crush with the teeth) food