Procrastination

[Sarah]

Ill put up a definition later.

[Kit]

What youre [probably] doing [right now]

[Sonia]

A similar experience to [masturbation], it feels good while youre [doing it], but [it sucks] afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

[Cami]

[Get back] to [work].

[Rihanna]

The action of delaying or postponing something.

[Renato]

[Time wasting] with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a [predisposition] towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching [coursework] deadlines.

[Rihanna]

[Putting] off for [tomorrow] what should have been [done] today.

[Sommer]

The [driving force] behind [writing] a [research paper].

[Julene]

[Procrastination] is a plague that quickly spreads through crowds of students. It is most commonly found in high schools, where teenagers make up the highest contamination rates. It is airborne and extremely dangerous; infection can occur even if there is no contact with an infected person.

Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving [bad grades], stress, and self-hate.

If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.

There is no defined cure for [procrastination], the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often [work only] on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight [the virus] whenever it tries to take control of you.

Recommended weapon of defense: will power.

[Justin Bieber]

what a [majority] of [teenagers] are [best] at.

[Cami]

What youre doing [right now].

[Agnes]

the act of delaying something that must be done, often because it is unpleasant or boring: