Pudding

[Sarah]

a desert given to kids who eat their meat

[Britney]

Yelling PUDDING is very good way of [distracting] a nurse at a [mental hospital] when you are in a [tricky situation].

[Michiko]

Pud-ding (n, adj.)

A type of ass that is very rare. Many women have fine asses, but not the Pudding. It is a firm meatiness that inspires mouths to water, while also having been recorded as a catalyst of war.

The structure defies the force of gravity. Said meatiness of the cheeks will jiggle slightly; yet spring back into place quickly, due to the strength and firmness of which is usually attributed to [extreme fitness] and/or genetic exceptionalism*. One is tempted to play with the ass and prove its frailty, yet it mocks and stands strong within its magnificent integrity. Hands die a slow death and a mind cries out with hopes of caressing the pudding.
Similar qualities in the upper thighs and lower belly arching, contribute strongly in the overall success. It is often referred to as a [heart-shaped ass] or [the Teardrop] Effect.

The Holy Grail of ass. A deity of yummy lusting after.

Not to be confused with Phat or the sloppy presence of an ordinary and overly meaty ass.

*This “[spring-jiggle]” creates a more natural appearance and feel, as opposed to a rigid and sculpted result that is found in bodybuilders. Their intake of healthy fats is absent and therefore the suppleness is lost.

[Jason Yan]

A flaverd [gelatinous] substance used to [pacify] children and [leprechauns].

[Julian]

A [nickname] you give a [slut] because everyone gets a [taste].

[Dave Paprocki]

A cooked sweet dish served after the main course of a meal.