University

[Sarah]

Once a mechanism whereby smart people could raise themselves above humble beginnings and obtain a worthwhile qualification indicating a high probability of being employable. Now a complete con to get kids with high hopes into insurmountable amounts of debt before they even think about buying a house.. then they discover that the job they trained for was entirely fictitious, and they'll have to take any job they can get. At this point, they realise they should have gone into benefit fraud and drug dealing like all their stupid friends, who now have houses, cars and big screen TVs.

[Donald Trump]

[Institution] which, with a bit of luck, can just about manage to [undo] half of a percent of the damage [wrought] by school.

[Cami]

A respectable means of gaining knowledge and becoming more [employable] through hard work, therefore [aiding] humanity in becoming a smarter, more advanced species.

Something most people waste a large portion of their life at solely to [save face], being that most people are thoughtless sheep wholl do whatever it takes to be accepted by society and are uninspired in general having absolutely no personal aspirations.

[Sonia]

A high-level educational institution in which students study for degrees and academic research is done.

[PussyCat]

basically very [expensive] day [care] for young [adults]

[Agnes]

A place u [go with] the sole purpose of education. Somehow, u get [sidetracked] and just end up drinking, getting laid, take advantage of [unemployment], and writing massive amounts of research papers that have little to do with your ability to perform a job more efficiently.

[Gregory]

An educational institution designed for instruction, examination, or both, of students in many branches of advanced learning, conferring degrees in various faculties, and often embodying colleges and similar institutions.