The other definition here is correct to a certain extent but it is really much more than that. It stresses individuality and freedom of choice but it also stresses an individuals responsibility to the choices he makes. Also discards all religion as a means to control human behavior. Existentialism is still a current movement but its most influential members came in the early 1900s. They include Sartre, Camus and Dostoevsky.
The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.
Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesnt drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.
To be completely apathetic in every respect. Deficient in decision-making skills. Negligent about many matters of importance to many people (shaving in the morning etc.) Careless about many issues. Lets other people (namely Nazi-like mothers) control their actions from lack of motivation to do anything. Slow. Often times shallow and very strange... likes to drink condiments. Unwilling to make decisions without unnecessarily long times for deliberation, often delegating such tasks of pronouncement to those more apt and disposed to make them.
Common responses from a bosk when asked a question are I dont know, I dont care, Um... or Wait, what?
someone who will assist and/or defend another person, usually a friend or family member, in their psychotic behavior; for the sole purpose of being needed to get their asses out of trouble so they can hold it over their heads and bitch about it forever.